A band of vagrants in Prospect park were ticketed after being caught trapping and eating ducks, squirrels, pigeons, opossum, turtles and pink flamingos, all the while mistaking the flamingos for chickens as they chased them around the city's cement pond. The vagrants were also sited for domesticating a rabid raccoon and though their fines totaled more than $2,100 dollars they insisted they were multimillionaires and could easily afford the exorbitant fees.

 (Chalk one up for the high cost of fine dining at their billy-ard table.)

 Personally, I think this would make one terrific reality show! 

One of the vagrants swore he was an Oxford man with a third grade education specializing in cyphering and spying. 

*Drudge report news
* Vincenzo, from Sancte Pater - photoshop wiz.

I'll never give up me Jesus.

I dreamt of a man - a funny man who was in his thirties and living in his mothers basement. He loved reggae music and he would constantly watch  reggae  videos.( I heard his mother call him by name to come up from the basement but when I woke up I forgot who he was.). When people would ask him what he did for a living he would say something like, " I'm a music analyst and I study the effects of reggae music and how it relates to society and blah, blah , blah... He was really funny and proficient in B.S ,but what he doesn't  know is that God is about  to answer his mothers prayers because the poor woman has been praying for him for many years.

Someone is about to "come to Jesus" - "Mon"

*This is a ramdom photo and not "The" actual photo of the man I dreamt of. (hahaha)