Monday, February 22, 2010

I'm a very, very white girl and I don't sing.

I went to a bar with my activities director to help him celebrate his friends 50Th birthday.
I've only been to about three bars in my entire life and once as a child and I've been disapointed each and every time because they don't serve ice cream.
My activity director assumed that I would sing a song especially for him during the Karaoke portion of the evening.
He continues to claim that he's never heard me sing in our 30 years of marriage.
How could he have thought that I might sing for him then and there, and in front of people? What was he thinking?
Where does he come up with this stuff?
You should be glad that you had a date to go with you mister.
I was.
Besides I sing every single night - after you've gone to sleep. ;)


Lola said...

Happy Birthday to your Activities Director!

belinda said...

It was his friend's b-day.

Gosh, I hope my activities director doesn't think it's his birthday again!!

(There's an adult joke in that sentence.)

My director likes to celebrate all of the major holidays including yom kippur and hanukkah and he's not even Jewish.

Crap, St Patty's will be coming up soon. hahahahahahahaha

That's as naughty as I get Miss Lola.

Enbrethiliel said...


*giggles at adult joke*