You , no.

Reagan , yes.

Again... I am reminded of who I really am.

Home depot said that the reason why Maytag didn't send the washer, dryer, and dishwasher that I ordered on November 28, 2009 is because those products do not exist and that they are still in production and they don't have a clue when I would receive them.

Maytag says that Home depot was the one with the problem and that they shouldn't have sold something to me that didn't exist. (how would I know?)
Either way I spent $1,616.05 on machines that do not exist. Lovely...

So the phone tag begins.... and it drags on...........



Me, to home depot... I ordered a washing machine, dryer, and a dishwasher on
November 28, 2009 and I would like to have them now.
Home depot.. I understand.
Me ......... No I don't think you understand. We both agreed that these would be sent to me on January 28th and I've waited patiently but they have been back ordered again. How could you possibly understand? Do you have eight kids? I have been washing clothing with a wash board by hand (seriously) but now the charm is gone and I've started taking my laundry to the landro' mat with the leftover thongs in the drum barrels and the machines that take lots of quarters. Do you know how hard it is to find quarters now a days? People never carry cash, especially not change (try coming up with 3c for the post office sometime). Besides any savings that I had gained by buying a machine that was on sale was negated by the machines that eat my quarters

Home depot...It's not our fault. Black Friday wiped out our merchandise.
Me..........That's your problem , not mine. You should not have sold merchandise that you didn't have.
Me...........I'm pissed.
Home depot...I'm sorry ma'am, is there anything else that I can do for you?
Me.........Um, yeah, you can send a washer, dryer and a dishwasher to me today.
Home depot...
Home depot....
Home depot.... ( nothing continues)
Me......I hate to have to bring my laundry to your store. I'm not above putting a clothes line strug from my car to your sidewalk. (I lost my temper...again , I really am sorry God)
Me um..... How's about you giving me the cooperate office phone number for home depot?

Coporate office Man.. The problem is that they are waiting on parts from CHINA. Go back to the store and they will work out some sort of a deal with you.

So, I went back to the store and bought machines off of the floor. I don't think I got a good deal but I don't care anymore. The sales men were very nice as they had been all along. To be honest I don't even care about the dishwasher but I have to have the washing machine. I'm at my breaking point and I feel terrible about the whole thing.

It's a good thing that China likes us and will continue to ship us things forever.
(God please bless all of the people who make our things and please bless the Home Depot guys.)

Now I feel really bad- At least we have clothes.
*Workers in the upper reaches of the Yangtse River, here pulling a boat upstream; a job they do naked to protect the few clothes they possess.

Cracking down on fat kids.

Now that French President Sarkozy slamed Obama, do you think Obama will play the race card?

Son, who told you about those?

My little boy exclaimed, "It's wedgie time!", then he laughed hysterically.

Son, it's never wedgie time with 7 older sisters, they'll hurt you - big time.

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*note to self.... Speaking of wedgies, make sure that you check the washing machines at the laundro' mat before loading them.

Other customers have left their thongs which ever so lightly cling to the drum barrel.

I've accidentally brought home two now- thongs not drum barrels.

(Here's where I insert a really funny joke but my blog administrator makes me remove it.)

And remember to call Maytag to see what's holding them up. Do not to lose your temper even though you've ordered and paid for a washer, dryer and dishwasher on NOVEMBER 28 2009.

Also remember those calls are monitored for quality control

so brush up on your Indian accent to throw off their scent.

Chicks with swords. This is why I avoid church work with other women.

These kind of women are always prepared for some sort of battle.

It doesn't matter what the issue is either, there's always something to be mad about.

It could have been a small infraction but never the less an injustice that must be righted!

No one ever seems to grant anyone else any slack on account of our human condition.

Your human condition.

Where's the love?

BTW lady, your blouse is too low and you need to wax that thing above your lip -

it's way past the bleaching stage.

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James chapter 1 verse 26-27

26 And if any man think himself to be religious, not bridling his tongue, but deceiving his own heart, this man's religion is vain. 27 Religion clean and undefiled before God and the Father, is this: to visit the fatherless and widows in their tribulation: and to keep one's self unspotted from this world.

Supply side economics.

Otherwise known as the trickle down theory.
You ask, God supplies.

Have you ever wondered who the oldest person you've ever met was?