Oh, honey, I'm so sorry, but as I walked past your car I thought perhaps maybe you were .... um... well... ummm..... maybe you needed
CPR a hand, or something. I didn't know people could sleep with their heads so far forward defying the laws of gravity, nature and science without actually reaching a tipping point. Your chin was practically on the your floor chest so naturally I was concerned. I'm sorry I thank God I could wake woke you, but after being startled, it's good to know your pacemaker could handle the extra jolt. Perhaps you could consider adjusting your hair now that your awake because it's moved too far forward and is nearly covering your eyes , but worse yet, it isn't covering the back of your head any longer and again, I'm really sorry I ruined your nap. If only I could have seen your chest moving or maybe if you'd a had the lung power to fog up a window or something I wouldn't have been so worried.
Anyway, again,.....I'm so sorry ,but frankly, I am a little disappointed with your lack of gratitude.