Belinda's brain

Belinda's brain

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

(Would the committee member who drew the number 666 last night, please begin the meeting.)

Posted by belinda at 7:25 AM

Labels: I can't go to hell when I die because I have a lot of potential, Is it hot in here or is it just an anxiety flash?, Pray faster we're next.

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Jesus said to his disciples: If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow me. For he that will save his life, shall lose it: and he that shall lose his life for my sake, shall find it.

There's only one way to God and it's through Jesus his only son.

Mother Cabrini

We must pray without tiring, for the salvation of mankind does not depend on material success; nor on sciences that cloud the intellect. Neither does it depend on arms and human industries, but on Jesus alone. - Saint Frances Xavier Cabrini

No servant is greater than his master - Jesus gets the limo, you get to walk.

God know's everything we "google" and he reads everything we write.

Listen up pornmeisters!

(Click on the photo)

Everytime you make a priest laugh an angel gets it's wings.

I think I read that in the bible somewhere...maybe.

This doesn't have to happen.

If it ever comes down to this we wont be able to help you anymore. It will be too late and no matter how hard we pray for your soul God will not listen to us.

Honey, I have a new apple computer for you and it comes in a shiny, red delicious.

"Detach from material goods and prepare interiorly for Christ's return" - Pope Benedict XVI

Catholic Physicians will have to give an accounting for every birth control pill they've prescribed

and the depth of their character will be considered - from a God who does details.

Saint Thomas Aquinas

“It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes”

Most Sacred Heart Of Jesus.

I'm no longer watching for your return, instead I am listening for your heart beat amongst the shouts of glory. -Belinda

I am the Lord's foot fungus. I'm clingy, painful, irritating, thoroughly cracked and I'm hard to get rid of, yet I'm always on his mind. Lord, I wasn't worth the high price you paid for me. Belinda

Blessed Mother

Padre Pio

“The life of a Christian is nothing but a perpetual struggle against self; there is no flowering of the soul to the beauty of its perfection except at the price of pain.”

Saint Anthony

Sometimes I think, "Darn, I'm cousin Eddie but I'm the only one who doesn't know it!"

If I ever find myself stirring our children's cocktails with my tall finger, I will know it's time for me to get outta the trailer or at the very least re-locate to a different park.

I love my priest

Father encourages face to face confessions so naturally I try really hard to be good.

Are you sure you wanna follow those Medjugorje people? Maybe we should wait until they're approved first.

Many people put themselves in dire spiritual danger but yet they never even seem to notice.

But it's worse when they don't even seem to care.

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Sarah is shown (above photo) collecting hair samples for her job as a drug tester at a lab.

Sarah never ever mixes business with pleasure so she won't date guys who she has to collect hair samples from. (click on the photos)

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Ana's got her swagger going on - Her aquatic swagger

Our daughter Kate

Mom, the kids at my public school are like a Tim Burton Movie. (click on the photo)

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Our daughter Maria is taking care of the neighbors cat again.

Maria always gives her personal best in all that she does.

Wonder what Joseph did to Rose this time?

Our son - "The Batboy"

The same boy - Also known as "Mr. What a pain"

Mom, is meat good for you? I love meat. Can I have some meat?

Here I'm pictured trying to locate and prepare some meat. - How about some Italian sausage with noodles?

BUSTER! Back up!

You know I hate dog drool and cold snotty noses!

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