"I asked Joseph, What does Cinco de mayo mean?" He said, "It was when the Russians invaded Mexico and then took over their country, then the Russians got ready to take over America, but they couldn't." I said, "Oh really, so you listen to Glenn Beck aye?" "What day do we celebrate Cinco de mayo on?" He said, "May 3rd." I guess his father and I shouldn't be surprised he's failing Spanish in school.
*Note- actual Mexican- Russian war photo.