Last night I dreamt of a Catholic woman that I had seen at McDonalds last Friday night, though I didn't speak to her at the birthday party .(yep, another kid's birthday party, one of thousands, I think) In my dream she was explaining to me that she had a boyfriend , and she was married too. I said to her in my dream, can you do that, and still be Catholic ?
When I woke up I realized that"yes" you can do that ! (Belinda is being sarcastic, you're not really supposed to do that. ) Apparently when your Catholic you can do anything that you please. What a great religion!!! -more sarcasm :)
I once had a dream of Princess Diana a very long time ago. I had dreamt that I had met with her at a coffee shop in Colorado. I dreamt that I gave her the Belinda- full court press speaches - you know the ...What the hell are you thinking ? - kinda stuff. I gave her all of my "Belinda'isms" - like..... "Hell is forever", "we don't die in order", "straighten up ,and fly right while you still have time", blah , blah , blah.
I woke up drained ,and exhausted from our discussions, and then I thought.........
Wouldn't it be weird if she woke up that morning exhausted after enduring a humiliating conversation with some crazy woman from Kansas -yammering on ,and on about "what it means to be a daughter of the most high God", and that we are called to be examples for Christ.
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She probably didn't like coffee either.
*Belinda does not make judgements about the destination of any souls not even her own.
2 comments:
Glad I'm not the only one who has strange dreams. I once dreamed I had tea with the Lady of Shallot. I told her Lancelot was trouble; and her neighborhood wasn't good for her. She didn't listen. I think I was coming down with flu or something.
Your funny.
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