Saturday, November 15, 2008

I found this in my coupon section of my "Sunday" paper, and I gasped.


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LeoRufus said...

A sad testament to our society. I guess "grounding" the kid doesn't work anymore.

"Go to your room, Melissa, you're grounded!"

*rolls eyes* "But Mom Billy is still asleep in there."

Belinda said...

Your funny Leo,
I've been reading your blog this morning whilst you've been reading mine. Your blog is much smarter than mine, your wasting your time. :)