Friday, December 12, 2008

Food Porn.


Thank God for my hiatal hernia
Other wise I would be in some gutter right now
belly up with "Martha Stewart" recipes stuffed into my pockets ,
and with chocolate drool running down from of the corner of my lips .
Mothers would point to me while telling their children
" eat your vegetables or this will happen to you!!"
My only means of protection would be my wire whisk.
The sugar sprinkles from the night before would still be stuck to my face,
and would sparkle in the sunlight as the morning dew.
I would have -"The Taste OF Home" magazines torn ,and
stuck to my sticky fingers .
My behavior gives Betty a bad name. ( Crocker)
Dear God, Thanks for putting your foot down. I love that about you.
You save me from myself.
It's too bad that I have to learn this stuff the hard way.
If there is an easier way to learn this stuff, then
I would like to take that road now. Okay God?

5 comments:

Melody K said...

Speaking of food porn, I wish you would post the recipe for that white chocolate/lemon cheesecake you were talking about. We love cheesecake.
Sigh. After the holidays I'm going to join the "Wellness Challenge" at work (it's sort of like Weight Watchers).

Belinda said...

Okay, I will.

Adrienne said...

Chocolate lemon cheesecake. I can do that. Want recipe, too!

See my problem is nothing, but nothing bothers my tummy. I eat jalapenos like candy and wash it down with anchovy dip and chocolate cake. Not a problem!

Belinda said...

Adrienne, I respectfully admit that I have read, and must consider your 12 or 10 step program for food. I have to find another way to deal with stress. Unfortunally God is solving this "gluttony" problem for me. I wanted to fix this by myself but I cant.

Belinda said...

Oh Miss Adrienne , your gonna love my "Chocolate Cake" post that I have been working on for about a month. I am scared to post it because it is really about sex. God keeps sending me stuff about chocolate cake, so I know he wants it posted.