No deli roast chickens for Fridays during Lent.

On Ash Wednesday my Catholic Doctor was mending my arm,

and writing a prescription for me.

I asked her to write me a note so that I could get a hamburger, (like a permission slip)

because I was feeling nauseous , and I wouldn't be able to eat one of those McFish sadwiches, but she laughed , and said ,"you know I can't do that!"

I thought well the rules never stopped you before

when you passed out prescriptions for birth control. (- but not to me )

*This is a photo of Bela Lugosi as a Vampire , and he's preparing a bat.

Someone better tell him it's Friday , but not me because he's scary.