Here's a close facsimile of how this all went down.
I have to make barbecued pulled pork sandwiches, potato salad and broccoli soup with crispy toasted baguette slices. I will also make homemade salsa for my family today.
I've already made coconut cream cupcakes, German chocolate cupcakes, vanilla cupcakes with chocolate cream frosting and carrot cake cupcakes with cream cheese frosting. We will be drinking water and our favorite sodas. The sarsaparilla is amazing.
Hum, where did I put those "lawn darts?"