Saturday, February 13, 2010

Home depot is the last place on the planet to buy your appliances.

When I walked into the garage and saw the new washer and dryer sitting in the middle of the garage floor and not in the laundry closet I choked back the tears and realized I wont be able to wash laundry for two more days
and now I can't go to communion without going to confession first .
Maybe I should hang the dirty laundry on my makeshift clothes lines and " Febreze" them thoroughly.

*When they haul me off to hell I will exclaim, " I was a christian , Honest..... I was !!"
Demons will say in reply, "Who knew!"

James chapter 1 verse 26
And if any man think himself to be religious, not bridling his tongue, but deceiving his own heart, this man's religion is vain.

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