Belinda's brain

Dear God,

Thanks for the card it was so thoughtful of you. It's amazing to me that you sent it before you knew I would feel such despair and that it would arrive just in time - at my lowest point.  Next time would you consider sending the same card with instructions detailing thoroughly what you'd like for me to do with my life?  Love, Belinda

(When I die I would like to be buried with a view master view finder and the reel pack of Lake Louise Canada. It's my sincerest hope to be able to sit on Gods lap and ask him if he's made anything better than this. (Or tease him and ask him if this is the best he could do?") Apparently he's looking forward to it too, why else would he have sent me the card - which you can't buy just anywhere ;-) 

People  have corrected me in the past saying that heaven wont be like this and that my imagination is faulty. That may be true but I don't want to hear about it.