Belinda's brain

How should a follower of Christ expect to be treated anyway?

Lord, I want a beautiful home, with  a hot wife and make sure she has nooooo issues.

I want a cool car that goes really fast and with radar detection too.

I want great food and drink that doesn't make me fat and keep it coming.

I want the most fashionable clothing purchased from the finest establishments and I want lots of money.

 I want people to envy  respect me and for them to  know that we are our things.

I want people to hold me in high esteem and want to be me.

I want to come and go as I please and be accountable to no one.

I want to have sex when ever I want and with whom ever I please and with no consequences.

I don't want to be bothered with the poor or any of their issues.You know they're poor

because they're stupid or lazy or not as good of a person as I am.

I don't want to  take care of my parents when they're old besides they weren't the parents they should have been. I don't want more than two kids either but less would be preferable, anyway this is my body and I can do what ever I please with it and kids are expensive. Make sure that the children you do send to me are specimens of perfection, no handicapped kids for me Lord. Children with issues happen to other people who are examples of poor parenting or genetics. 

Don't ever allow disease to come for me, that too is something that happens to other people.

 (I go to the gym and eat healthy and I expect better results)

  Lord, I believe in you and I think I should be treated better than other people.

In return Lord, I will go to Mass and tell people I'm your follower.

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( I wrote this in response to a woman who, though rich had told me she was done having children for financial reasons.  I will write about her again in my next post entitled, "Jesus gets the Limo, you get to walk."