Congratulations to Al Green  because his song, "Let's stay together" was entered into the national library of Congress today.
That move was a win- win for all of us.

When I sing with you Al, you make me sound really good.

Madagascar, A Journey Diary

This was one of  the Oscar nominated short animated films that lost to the cartoon  -"The lost thing."

Can somebody quickly pass  Burt Bacharachs cell phone number to me? I wanna check and see if he's alright  because now I'm kinda worried. He doesn't answer my emails nor has he responded to any of my snail mail letters and now he's left his piano in a quirky spot.
-Though kinda romantic I suppose - if a person had a boat, or could swim !

I say a little prayer for Aretha.

Dear Miss Janet,

 I would like to report something strange I saw at my local Walmart store as part of your new, "If you see something, say something campaign."

I saw something strange here......

                                                                              And again here...

And here......

(I think this guy's the hamburgular, you might wanna arrest him A.S.A.P.)

(Sorry, I stole that joke.....please don't arrest me.)

 I'm pretty sure I found the "Uni bomber" in isle 13.

This woman needed to pick up a few things before she had to catch a flight. (Transparency is paramount.)

Clearly we can see, though nauseating, nothing illegal could be found.

 If fro- hawks aren't illegal , they should be.

Some people were fudging the legal drinking age in Arkansas.

AnTiDePrEsSaNtS for everyone!!

(That can't be legal.)

Congrats, honey... yes you did!

(Did you hear they're hiring at the TSA!)

Managerial approval was needed in lane 24 as Mr.Gold finger requested a price check on an aerosol paint can, but thankfully the Sharpie markers, freon, nail polish, and cement glues were all clearly marked.
(I smell something fishy.)

Eating on the run... that can't be good.

Is fast food still legal?

 

Sister, you can't deny, there's lots of suspicious activity going on over at Walmart, which makes me think all the more, I need to avoid the place entirely.

It's not so much that love hurts, I don't think love is supposed to hurt, but it's the dying to ourselves part of our relationships that hurts us the most and  though it feels bad  it wont kill you, well not outright anyway and even though you may want to die  :(

***

Romans 8:28

Douay-Rheims Bible
And we know that to them that love God, all things work together unto good, to such as, according to his purpose, are called to be saints.

*Next time I'll post in Italian and forgo the faux Korean posts. Love, Mom

I was at the Salvation army (The Salvanians) thrift store looking for some cake plates and a dress that screams, "I'm from the 1960's" when I ran across a lid that I thought might work for one of my crock pots so as I picked up the lid an older woman said, "Don't do it, it may not fit properly and you will have wasted your money."  I said, "Yeah, I know but it's only $1.49 and I'm pretty sure it will fit." I began to measure  the lid against the length of my arm and she corrected me and said, "That wont work, that's not how you do it." As she started sifting through her purse she pulled out a tape measure and  measured the lid and said,  "It's 11 -1/4" (Geese, I use to always carry a tape measure with me , I've become such a slacker.) I said to her, "Thank you so much that was sweet of you. Thanks for your advice , your terrific and I was sincere." Then she said, "I ain't nothing." I said, "Well God doesn't feel that way." Then she said, "I ain't nobody" and again I said, "No that's now true,  Jesus doesn't feel that way at all , he loves you more than you could imagine", then I walked away sad.

What I don't understand is that if there are so many Christians in America how is it that any person in this day and age wouldn't know at the very least that Jesus loves them? Where I live, preachers are on 4 television  channels 24 hours a day 7 days a week and they're preaching about the easy stuff. Nothing too complicated or taxing, so how can people still not know? I thought the Jesus campaign was pretty thorough.

Who doesn't love Lena? 

Prayers for her soul today.

Blogging Burt

Blogging Burt, day 2

I love Dionne, but she already knows. Her psychic network went bust. Don't you think they should have seen that coming?
*Only fools consult psychics.

Blogging Burt ; song of the day club and there are no monthly dues!

I sound awesome when I sing with Dionne. hahahaha- not really