With over 6 billion people on the planet  and a variety of medias competing for our attention,  I'm always  flattered -  honored  really, when ever people stop by my blog to visit.  I love my blogger buddies and I pray for those 45 people who for some reason - known only to God, chose to follow my blog. 

To me, catholic bloggers fill a void of common sense, and  fidelity  that's becoming harder to find in the real world but  because we're never going to get back the time we've spent blogging together, I hope you  feel as though your time with me was also well spent. 

I'm wishing each of you an Easter season full of joy as we contemplate how it is that our savior was willing to endure such a horrible death on our behalf. How incomprehensible the gulf of of love, passion, and forgiveness he has for each and every one of us. Who could measure the depth of  his love? 

How great a wound to the Holy Spirit when he's rejected-  an  open wound that can never be replaced by another soul, what a terrible blow to the most sacred heart of Jesus especially after all that he's done for us.

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We don't have enough Catholics yet.

Since Mike Tyson loves ears, chickens,  pigeons and they seem to have a calming effect on his personality as they bring out his tender- gentler side.

 I'm thinking that maybe we could mail a pair of peaceful doves or love birds to Chris Brown, with that  very same intention.

People like me who are quick to anger might want to consider making some meaningful changes with their tempers because your - "I'm sorrys", only go so far and then your sincere remorse becomes worthless to your fellow man - except unto God.

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 We may be too late, but has anyone noticed that Mr.Tyson's pigeons don't any have ears?! 

   And do you think he  understands how many possible contaminants he's exposing himself to by kissing pigeons?

- St.Louis Encephalitis, salmonella, ,candidiaiasis chlamydia psittachi,histoplasmosis, cryptococcosis, bed bugs,chicken mites, yellow meal worms, dental decay, halitosis, E coli  and with one well placed peck he could'a lost an eye!

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My activity director/blog administrator has ordered 24 chicks...... darn!

He must have forgotten about our cats. hehe

If you run over me in the grocery store parking lot with your Chevy Tahoe hybrid, I believe that negates any sort of  eco-virtue you might have gained.

I hope that when I die, I don't end up in hell with virtuous pagans - which by the way, I richly deserve.

Grace sends me these kind of e-mails at least twice a week.

-Grace.......Mom, can I go on a retreat and visit these nuns?
http://www.benedictinesofmary.org/
here is a blog with pictures of them
http://kansascatholic.blogspot.com/2010/05/benedictines-of-mary-queen-of-apostles.html
i love you.  I'll e-mail you again in 5 minutes.

-Me............Um,..... no and thanks for not pestering me about it.  It's important to finish high school first. We Catholics don't want stupid nuns. I love you too.  I'll wait 4 minutes.

I specifically told the boy not to sleep with the cat. I specifically told the cat that he's not allowed to sleep in the house. The boy is sound asleep upon the cat and I'm surprised that the cat allows this but the cat doesn't seem to mind. In fact neither one of them mind very well at all....

but then neither does the dog.

The road to our perdition is paved on the backs of approximately 50 million
 aborted (American) babies who now dwell at the feet of Christ and who
clamor for justice and that justice- I fear will be at our own expense.

We've basically trapped ourselves.

Can somebody quickly pass  Burt Bacharachs cell phone number to me? I wanna check and see if he's alright  because now I'm kinda worried. He doesn't answer my emails nor has he responded to any of my snail mail letters and now he's left his piano in a quirky spot.
-Though kinda romantic I suppose - if a person had a boat, or could swim !

 Stupid creepiod slackers

Here's what I wrote to the  Face Book  creeper who posted on my 27 year old daughter's  page in a lame attempt to um... date.
Yeah, so she's 27 and 6 states away ( - give or take)  but  I'll always do what I can to help, support and protect her. In other words, I will never stop being her mother.

The post read as follows.....

"Ibrah M Wanjohi " is on casual dating and wants to chat with you - Live chat now!

No credit cards required. upfront.

(Below are the words used for  Mr.Wanjohi's FB avatar photo.)

I said to Mr. Don Wan  in reply...........

I'm her mother and I say she doesn't wanna chat so you can take your
casual syphilitic self and beat it. Besides there are primary vectors on every street corner in L.A. so to actually seek you out would not only be a waste of time but it wouldn't be very cost effective either. In short - kinda dumb.

You know for something which is so highly prized by men, some fellas aren't working very hard to get it. Some of you guys can't even seem to pretend to woo a woman with your manners, kindness or your absent intellect anymore as you've abandoned the charming lies -once a staple of modern dating while opting for the "Hugh Hefner" straight forward "Hook-up" approach- which by the way wont be working for Hef much longer either  but don't think for a moment that Hugh won't still be having sex in the nether world because he will be, the demons are gonna have a hay day with that man  -and for all of eternity.

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Ladies, if a man is unwilling to pay a prostitute to do what you can do for him for free then perhaps you should reconsider. Think about it - doesn't that  make you cheaper than a......
- I can't even finish that sentence.

*BTW - That's my real face book avatar.