A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the Priest was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.The Priest said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Father." Father questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.
Hey people, don't wait until it's your funeral Mass.
*I wont link to my joke page source, I need them for myself. :)
4 comments:
Belinda I am so glad you have your own blog now! I've been looking and surprise! I love reading your comments over at Abbey Roads and your train of thought is priceless.
I agree, and I'll print this off for the refrigerator for the next time the darlings are whining and I have a cold and just don't feel like going to mass.
Your words are kinder to me than the words from my own children ,and I bet that you didn't even roll your eyes at me.
Go over to Abby 1 ,and read "Tuesdays story corner". Terry called me vain a while back , and so I tease him now. He wouldn't have done that if he knew how cute that I am. :)(I am totally teasing!)
I am now passive aggressive to him. Our snarly banter cracks me up. I really like his Abby 2 blog though.
Lola , may I link to your pro-life blog?
Certainly you may link to my blog.
But, it's a work in progress, Housekeeping, Catholic and always Pro-life.
Belinda's Brain is a hoot.
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