Oh wait, this stuff isn't really that funny. It's odd to me that Arnold doesn't look very scary this time in fact HE looks kinda scared.

Arrrnold It's time to go to Mass and you ought to say it like ya mean it.
I have a better idea. Call those "entertainment tonight / TMZ type photographers and have them meet you at you parish then have them photograph you standing in line for a confession then call all of your Catholic citizens of Cali-foornia to join you. Maybe some sackcloth and ashes would help, but just so ya know it may be to late.