Showing posts with label Please God connect the neurons in peoples heads.Dear Jesus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Please God connect the neurons in peoples heads.Dear Jesus. Show all posts

Monday, November 22, 2010

Gloria, honey, there's a reason for your dry spell , your scary and you can litigate the pants off of any poor ol' fool who might show an interest in you.
Try being nicer and then perhaps you could get some lovin' from someone other than a TSA agent.

*****

Report: Nuclear weapon drivers sometimes got drunk.

Yeah, like we haven't heard that one before.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Oh wait, this stuff isn't really that funny. It's odd to me that Arnold doesn't look very scary this time in fact HE looks kinda scared.



Arrrnold It's time to go to Mass and you ought to say it like ya mean it.
I have a better idea. Call those "entertainment tonight / TMZ type photographers and have them meet you at you parish then have them photograph you standing in line for a confession then call all of your Catholic citizens of Cali-foornia to join you. Maybe some sackcloth and ashes would help, but just so ya know it may be to late.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Catholic bishops address the murder of Dr. George Tiller.

We, the four Catholic Bishops of the Dioceses of Kansas, unequivocally condemn the murder of Dr. George Tiller that occurred in Wichita earlier today. The Catholic Church believes that every human life is sacred. The murder of a human being is the gravest of crimes and is an intrinsic evil. Such an act of violence against human life is a contradiction of the most fundamental principle of the Pro-Life movement. The fact that this attack occurred in a church, a place of prayer and worship, only adds to the horror of this terrible crime. We prayerfully commend Dr. George Tiller to the mercy of God and we pray for comfort and consolation for his family and friends.


Most Reverend Joseph F. Naumann, Archbishop of Kansas City in Kansas
Most Reverend Ronald M. Gilmore, Bishop of Dodge City
Most Reverend Paul S. Coakley, Bishop of Salina
Most Reverend Michael O. Jackels, Bishop of Wichita

Friday, May 15, 2009

How to win friends ,and influence people !!

I have recently heard about a story of something that had happened to one of our blogger buddies. She said that someone threw a diaper into her yard over a fence. So she went to her neighbors door to return it. This kind of thing happens where I live all of the time except that we never know who does this sort of thing. People usually dump couches, broken furniture or old refrigerators. So I would like to offer my suggestions to her in case this should ever happen again.

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First you cut off the tabs that secure the diaper and then set them back ,or you could actually cut a one inch piece from the diaper- if your brave, then you get an envelope and you put a Q-tip swab inside of the envelope with a note.
You write "this" on the note..... "Hi , I found this diaper in my yard ,and I wanted to return it to you." "I am very conscientious about the environment - I care. So I cut samples of DNA from this diaper, and I was wondering if you would mind swabbing the inside of your infants cheek or collecting some drool from it's chin , and then if you could return this swab to me as soon as possible that would be great!(DNA can be fragile) "The authorities have suggested to me that I need more proof for a diaper verification if you will." "Thank you so very much for your time, and I hope that your family enjoyed the Christmas cookies that I had sent to you - last Christmas." God bless you all.

Then I would put it on a bed of shredded paper in a box (note, all recycled materials) along with the note ,Q-tip ,and the diaper then seal the box and over tape it , then address it , and take it to the post office as quickly as possible, then have it weighed. After you find out how much it weighs, then I would put that amount of postage on the package - LESS 3 cents, and here's what will happen ; the neighbors would get an official notification in the mail that reads "you have a package waiting for you at your local post office, and if you want to collect your package you must come down to the office ,and pay the balance of the unpaid postal fees. So when they happily run to the post office (because everyone loves an unexpected brown paper package tied up with string) they will be frustrated to learn that they drove all the way down to the post office for 3 cents.(It would cost them at least $2.50 in gas) Of course your neighbors won't have three cents so they have to go back to the car to look for loose change between the car seat cushions.
After they pay the postal fee ,they would then have to struggle with the over wrapped package. Perhaps they would be unable to open this package until they got home- with tools, then Surprise !!! They find your nice note, a Q-tip swab,a two week old dirty diaper that's missing a one inch square , and your warm Christmas wishes from last season.
That my dear Cathy is how you make lasting friendships. Then remember to send them some cookies next Christmas....in a brown package as before, but don't forget to add three cents extra for postage.

This is my life I have learned much of it the hard way.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Kansan's for life.

Our dear friend Julie Brown with Fr. Meinrad and myself.
Thanks Father for giving our students a ride to the Banquet.
( or else I wouldn't have been able to see Ana)

Father, last time I went to confession with one of those Benedictine Priests he was tough.
He made me stay off of the computer for 24 hours !!! I actually felt withdrawal pains. :0
We love visiting Benedictines. They are wonderful men. We love them.

Ana with Fr Peter another one of our favorite people.
We do love our religious.

Belinda, with Ana, and Kate.
Grace, and Sarah were there too but not seated at our table.
(When Kate gets older she can be on my blog)

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Somebody can't see her toes to paint them - over on that news site.

Ladies find someone that loves , and accepts you for the way that you are.

This kind of behavior is not mentally healthy ,

and your going to ruin your spine.

Is this something that you want your children's , children to remember you for ?

Besides , how are you going to paint your toes , and sleep on your tummy,

or do much of anything else?

Do you want the boy's to remember you for only one thing?

This is a big mistake, and lastly what are you going to do about this situation when you get old?

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Dear Mr. Copperfield,

BILLIONS VANISH IN EPIC HEDGE FUND FRAUD .
David do you think that you could make this stuff reappear?
We are watching , and waiting, thanks from a grateful nation. Belinda

Friday, December 12, 2008

Mr. Hefner,

This has been your most grievous error in judgement yet , and I am angry with you. Your asking for it. God won't allow you to mistreat his mother. I am really scared for you. I will pray for you, but I don't think that it will help you much , because my heart isn't in it, CAUSE I AM REALLY ANGRY WITH YOU, AND WITH YOUR MODEL , AND WITH YOUR PHOTOGRAPHER, AND WITH YOUR PUBLISHER, AND WITH ANYONE ELSE WHO HELPED YOU. DID I MENTION THAT I AM REALLY ANGRY? Oh when I cool down I will forgive you - at some point. I am completely serious- if you were anywhere within the length of my arms right now I would slap you -um , at least once, and I would give you enough "Belinda'isms" to put you into a coma.

.http://www.reuters.com/article/marketsNews/idUSN1250649220081213

Dear Houston Texas , I love you ,and your people.

When we drove through the new part of town, we were looking for a great place to eat when we happened upon a drive through "condom" shop that was located just blocks from your gentleman clubs ( BTW -real gentlemen don't go to those places) the strange thought occurred to me that you let your urban decay dwell along side of your progress. Every thing looked new, and wholesome, but it was all an illusion. You let the scummy stuff "do business" beside the family places.
Isn't it cool that God gave you gentle warning like a freak snowfall this week. Business is not at usual.

*The Jews believe that God reveals himself through nature.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Photo pictured: My husband on his way to work. He's so cute , but not very funny -at all.


I always walk with my husband , and our children outside to wave goodbye to them as they leave for work , and school each morning. If anyone of them were to die today, I want them to know how much they were loved by me , and I would want them to remember me standing there barefoot, and in my jammie's just for them......

With my husband though (children too for that matter)....Not all mornings are pleasant. Sometimes I just wanna slap that greasepaint smirk right off of his face. Sometimes I just wanna rip his red nose clean off , and listen to it squeak as I stomp the crap outta it, and that yellow hair is simply too much . 90% of the time I wave a happy wave. On occasion , I wave to them like a road worker, you know in a-" get outta here" kind of way .

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Hell
It will be non-negotiable
You can't argue your way out.
You can't beg your way out.
You can't pay your way out.
You can't work your way out.
You can't plot your way out.
You can't sleep with the right people to get out.
Knowing the right people will not save you.
Reading the right books will not save you.
(except for the Holy Bible)
There is no "in" crowd there .
There is no loyalty.
There is no love.
There is no forgiveness.
There is no Peace.
There is no laughter.
There is no joy.
There is only betrayal.
There is only hatred.
There is only anger.
There is only injustice.
There is only chaos.
There is only insanity.
There is only disease.
And guess what - you will get to take your body with you at some point, which will make this all the more hellish.
* Matthew 7- 14 How narrow is the gate, and strait is the way that leadeth to life: and few there are that find it!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Ana -Theology 101 - What goes around comes back around.


Some boys are not worth our time, not even some of those boy's that you meet in the confession line. Well at least now you know why he was in the confession line.
Stay with that Mass club, and that confession club, those clubs will produce good results with eternal rewards.
Time to go fishing again.
You know- like there are more fish in the sea?
................I know you can hear those convent bells from your dorm, maybe they toll for thee.
We love ,and miss you. Mom

Monday, November 17, 2008

Jesus Chirst son of God -Savior .Your gonna be the one who saves me.


I dont believe that anybody feels the way I feel about you now.
Maybe your gonna be the one who saves me.

Wonder wall- Oasis.

If not Christ- who then WILL save you?
Don't let some clown tell you things that are not true about Christ.
I promise that Satan will send you a clown or two.

We adore Father Frank. He is the sweetest man.

Sarah is on the left. Father Frank is in the center, and Ana is on the right.


*Father Frank does not endorse my blog at all, in fact he would probably tell you to find something better to do. Just guessing though. :)

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Children often pay for their parents sexual sins.

Most pregnant American Mom's are tested for everything under the sun to avoid passing diseases to their unborn babies. If we lived in "Prairie Times" we would have many, afflicted children , from sexual sins, but because of technology, and modern medicines , children can now avoid a lot of physical ailments , but not always. I know of an older child that has "Herpes" because of her Mom. I suspect that there are many kids living with these adult types of diseases.
Isn't it strange that some men ( and women) are not too particular about whom they have sex with , but often when there's a child involved in the picture -sent to them either through birth, adoption, or from a step parent situation, or even from a live in situation, some adults become rather picky about whether or not to love , and nurture that child, (or children) that came along with the mother- THAT THEY'RE HAVING SEX WITH. I keep thinking about the commandment to love your neighbor as yourself- Maybe you could love (show kindness to, speak civil to ..) the kid in the house that your staying at -that sleeps down the hall. It really isn't a choice, it's more of a commandment.

Children want to love ,and be loved, and step parents who refuse to do the simplest of commandments , are missing out on wonderful , and long lasting relationships, and you will be held accountable before God.

Children pay a heavy emotional , and often physical price for the behavior of the adults that they live with. All the while our society becomes sicker, and sicker.

Sexual sins , are not okay, they will earn you a fine spot in hell. The sacrament of Confession , heals , and repairs, but you gotta show up for confession, and you gotta make some changes.

*And for a few of you step parents out there
( including -uncles, neighbors, family friends , babysitters, etc..) who believe that nobody will ever find out that your molesting a child that has been entrusted to your care, let me be PERFECTLY CLEAR.

The finest spots in hell await for you.......
Secrets NEVER say secret forever, and someday when you least expect it , payment comes due.

The holy bible says's in the book of Mark -

Mark 9
41 And whosoever shall scandalize one of these little ones that believe in me; it were better for him that a millstone were hanged around his neck, and he were cast into the sea.