Thursday, February 23, 2012

Rick Santorum had been all over the news discussing his belief not only in Satan but also saying that Satan wants to destroy America. I happen to agree with him but I don't think Satan wants to destroy America alone. Satan would like to destroy everything within his realm, he's not that particular. The first epistle of Peter, Chapter 5, verse 8 tells us to Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walks about, seeking whom he may devour:

...... that means us and without exception. Hurting your feelings or worse, mean nothing to him.

So... as a public service announcement I have posted actual hidden camera footage of Mr.Santorum inadvertently giving Satan a ride to a night club, where the prince of darkness regularly performs. As you can plainly see, Satan can and has transformed himself into a woman oodles of times over the centuries, in particular to celibate monks and priests, fully naked, and screaming up and down the halls of their abbeys while they try to catch some sleep. Can you say opportunistic?


5 comments:

Pablo the Mexican said...

Three days before a Feast Day of Our Lady, Satan appears at the Monastery and fights with the Monks.

Mr. Santorun just had a meeting, sponsored by Modernist Catholics at the local Freemason Lodge; the Synagogue of Satan.

Outside the Lodge, attendees were questioned by local News people, and were completely oblivious they were in Satan's house while cheering Mr. Santorum for his anti-Satan remarks.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

*

belinda said...

Wow, thanks for sharing. I didn't know.

Pablo the Mexican said...

Senora,

At http://sanjuandiego.blogspot.com

there are a few articles you might want to read concerning matters of the Faith.

The UFO article for instance, might be of interest to you.

You and your loved ones are in our prayers.

Please remember us as well.

God be with you.

*

belinda said...

Pablo, I will remember your beautuful family in my prayers.

Pablo the Mexican said...

Mucho appreciado.

*