So I guess that tomorrow- bright, and early, I will be off to buy a "Clapper" from our local pharmacy beside all of the other "elder" aid products .
That word -"Clapper", just sounds awful - much like an S.T.D. that the school nurse warned us about in our P.E. class - back in 1979.
Ya know I would buy a "Clapper" for myself if I could get one to start the laundry for me,
or maybe the dishwasher.
Now that would be something that I would really want to have.
If it could produce a meal for us by me clapping then I would want to have several.
Heck if that were the case then I would have a clapper in pretty much every outlet in my home doing something productive for me, and creating a bunch of confusion.