Modern Day Mortification's..... Day 5

The x ray tech sat me down , and began to position my hand over some sort of an x ray film plate , and I said to her , " um..... aren't you going to cover me with a lead apron or something? " I said , " I am concerned about "my lack of coverage here ", then she said, "well we try to cover the ovaries". I said, "well that's nice dear" ," but I was thinking that maybe we could cover my heart too ". Then she said, "well we are only concerned about protecting the major organs," I said , "well I was kinda- sorta thinking that my heart WAS a major organ" - "it's super important to me." "I've been using it" - "a lot", and I then I began to laugh hysterically. I think that I may have hurt her feelings , because she wasn't laughing , and she looked confused. Although she might have had the last laugh anyway...