Does your right hand know what your left hand is doing ? Your people keep sending me credit card applications and I don't even have a job !! Is this any way to run a business? I must say, that the deals that you've been offering to me lately are getting sweeter and sweeter. Now your willing to give me a free airline ticket with bonus miles out the wazoo and at a zero percent interest rate for 9 months. You must have heard that I'm interested in traveling to Banff National park and canoeing around Lake Louise and then checking out the snacks at the chateau's food bar. So how come you can't figure out that I am unemployed? Haven't you seen my Social Security statement? ( hahahahaha) You people continue to offer me large sums of cash and I'M UNEMPLOYED and worse yet I'm a "dead beat". (A dead beat is a term used by the credit card industry to describe a person who pays off their credit card balance every month so as not to incur any fees) I only have one credit card and I'm done. I don't want anymore, and one of the reasons is that after I die someday I don't want to leave my family a desk full of confusion. What ever account that you "open" will need to be "closed" and it's not nice to leave your financial mess for someone else to sort out. You credit card companies are going to be done at some point too. Consider the crazy financial decisions that you keep making and crazier still are some of the people who you lend money to and since many of your clients (enslaved people) are teetering on the edge of financial ruin ,when they begin to fold in mass numbers so will you ,but you know this stuff right ? And if you get a "bail out" because of your stupidity and consumer greed I will be furious.