Showing posts with label What a joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What a joke. Show all posts

Friday, September 3, 2010

Not all Prinz'es are charming.

I question the kind of people Zsa Zsa Gabor/ Belge/ Hilton/ Sanders/ Hutner/Cosden/ Ryan/ O'Hara/ Alba/ Anhalt had surrounded herself with for the entirety of her life. Her current husband (but this time it matters) Frederic Prinz von Anhalt - and apparently her last, wants to stuff  plastinate  his dying - but not yet cold  wife. (Ah..... - true love sometimes doesn't wait.) I also question the wisdom of Prinz Fred's  thinking -have we not learned anything  from the slow pitch "minor- minor laboratory league"  head games featuring Ted Williams?!  ( I suppose it was actually more of an  ice hockey or a turkey bowl but even so  those were seasonal activities , unfortunately Ted's now in a position to play year round.
(Head's up batter-batter.)


 Okay, so I'm thinking,  if  Prinz Fred's gonna turn his wife into an art project I'm wondering, where he's gonna keep her? You can't leave something like that out on the lawn like one of those life like deer statues (Except during the Halloween season when he'd have the "way coolest" house on the block!! - but even so that wouldn't give him permission to pass out cheap crappy candy!)  (Another idea would be to  hang her from the outside  guttering by her finger tips with blinking icicle lighting wrapped around her body. That could be a charming and a fun filled way to display her during the Christmas holiday season.)

I think, just  as Ted Williams had always wanted to get around to all of the bases, then score-  poor  Prinz Fred's future girlfriend will find a nude jerky-fied Zsa Zsa in the kitchen beside the fridge while searching for a glass of milk and she's gonna freak. After that kind of a trauma she wont let Prinz Fred get to third base let alone hit any home runs. The new girl will high-tail it outta that house of horror so quickly that Prinz Fred won't know  who what slapped him. (Don't look as Zsa Zsa this time.) The Prinz will have to find a new locale for his dearly departed - ASAP. 

No lovin'  in front of you know who. Could it be that in death Fred would be forced to be faithful unlike in real life? If poor Zsa Zsa doesn't end up in a closet in the back of the garage  or on EBay in the next 10 years (perhaps parted out - there's more money in parts)  she's for sure gonna end up back at the circus as a side show attraction with the same kinda freaks who she had apparently found engaging and endearing during her life time,  you know -keepers.


I feel nothing but sorrow for this woman. I can't help to wonder if anyone ever loved her for herself and for the gifts and talents that she had and not for what she looked like - a sexual object. We love people for who they are and not for what they can do for us.

God bless you and have mercy on your soul. I'm praying that you will learn about true love from the creator of all love and I pray that he keeps you.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

My tough  love letter to Hollywood.
(They read my blog to be sure!)



Don't expect for the world to change the rules or the way it's been operating since the beginning of creation  to meet your needs or desires because you repeatedly make dumb choices. "The masses" have enough trouble telling the difference between right and wrong and pretend from reality anyway but your comments and the various comments from your like minded colleagues only worsen our social problems.

Children and the raw materials of creation - human sperm, eggs, and embryos are not a commodity that can be bartered or sold at the whims of the socially elite, nor should  they be used as pawns in schemes for   manipulating other people or for producing relationships outside of marriage. Children are not a right - something to be demanded but a blessing and a privilege - a gift, but demanding gifts or worse yet twisting Gods arm  with these procedures and declaring that you don't need men makes you look like a  fool.

*****
In "The Switch," Jennifer Aniston plays a woman who decided to have a baby on her own. Miss Aniston goes on to say, "Women are realizing it more and more, knowing that they don't have to settle with a man just to have that child," said Aniston, 41, during a press conference for the film in Beverly Hills, Calif., Aug. 8, 2010. "Times have changed, and that is also what is amazing is that we do have so many options these days, as opposed to our parents' days, when you can't have children because you have waited too long." (Lester Cohen/WireImage/Getty Images)


Men, your slowly becoming out of fashion as many women feel your not a necessary component in child rearing anymore but fortunately for you, children and God will always disagree.

 *Craig Ferguson said it best, "Actors are Carnies with better teeth."

Monday, July 19, 2010

A classic case of brain rot and moral decay.
Produced by Charles Keating.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Irony is my third most favorite thing about God. It's witty, brilliant and at times so satisfying. I love it.
(Although, I never want to see anyone hurt.)

Our daughter Grace volunteers part time at a day care and I wasn't able to take her into work last Friday so I told her to call the office and tell them she wouldn't be in that way they wouldn't expect her or worry about her. So Gracie looked on the internet for the phone number of the child watch area at work and after she dialed the number a man answered the phone and Grace proceeded to tell him..."I'm not coming in today, I will be in on Monday." The guy said, "Who is this?!","What do you want?!" ,"What are you talking about?", "Who are you?!" All the while speaking rudely to my daughter. She said, "This is Grace and I wont be able to come in today" "I'm sorry but my mom can't bring me in, but I'll be in on Monday". When Grace hung up the phone she said, "Mom, I tried to call work but the guy I spoke with wasn't very happy said he that I called the wrong number. I said, "Well, who did you call Grace? "He said he was with child protective services.", to which I replied "And he was mean to you over the phone?!" She laughed and said, "Yeah."




Monday, June 21, 2010




Curly provides us with the best example of  how a dictator should jingle as they walk that way they sound exciting, jolly, generous and fun -just like Santa.....but then after you fall victim to their charms.......
(Think- Sean Penn-babbling.) it's  too late....for you , me , your spouse, your sister, your parents , your children, your dog, and your pet frog Bob (The second Bob because the first Bob died in the party bucket with the beer in the garage.)

 Ah, but at least you'll have free health care!
(The above film clip provided was a  documentation of  a Chavez planning session with his advisers - 5:14 is the best part of the documentary.)

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

I dreamt about health care and a couple of blogger buddies last night.
 I'm more concerned  for the poor now than I ever was.
I wonder if  "do it yourself" medical stuff will start showing up on the net, you know like recipes!

Friday, January 8, 2010

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Dear Dr. Fraud, What do you think is going on with those conspiring scientists?

What was the point of "Climate gate" ?
What were the advantages for the scientists who propagated those lies .
Do do you think that the Nobel peace prize authorities have a buy back program?
Mr.Gore is going to need a shoulder to cry on , are you still available?

Monday, October 19, 2009

Dear Anita, I do appreciate your honesty, it's refreshing. Now tell us what else does our government control?


A better question would be, what does our government want to control and how will they go about achieving their goals? Please be specific. I would also like to know if there are any American patriots in the Obama administration. Any one at all?



New world order control freaks.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Dear Capital One,


Does your right hand know what your left hand is doing ? Your people keep sending me credit card applications and I don't even have a job !! Is this any way to run a business? I must say, that the deals that you've been offering to me lately are getting sweeter and sweeter. Now your willing to give me a free airline ticket with bonus miles out the wazoo and at a zero percent interest rate for 9 months. You must have heard that I'm interested in traveling to Banff National park and canoeing around Lake Louise and then checking out the snacks at the chateau's food bar. So how come you can't figure out that I am unemployed? Haven't you seen my Social Security statement? ( hahahahaha) You people continue to offer me large sums of cash and I'M UNEMPLOYED and worse yet I'm a "dead beat". (A dead beat is a term used by the credit card industry to describe a person who pays off their credit card balance every month so as not to incur any fees) I only have one credit card and I'm done. I don't want anymore, and one of the reasons is that after I die someday I don't want to leave my family a desk full of confusion. What ever account that you "open" will need to be "closed" and it's not nice to leave your financial mess for someone else to sort out. You credit card companies are going to be done at some point too. Consider the crazy financial decisions that you keep making and crazier still are some of the people who you lend money to and since many of your clients (enslaved people) are teetering on the edge of financial ruin ,when they begin to fold in mass numbers so will you ,but you know this stuff right ? And if you get a "bail out" because of your stupidity and consumer greed I will be furious.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Your playing with the big boys now.........

You're a fool, and for many reasons, but for you to throw your faith away, and take on our Pope is the ultimate in foolishness. Your playing with, and for the wrong team , and team Satan isn't going to be very nice to you in the end. Your not even smart enough to be frightened about your situation, or aware of the snares that you seem to be entangling yourself into.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Our new world of religion begins to take shape, and all you need is love.


I can hardly wait to see who will lead this new religion.

How will you make me suffer if I opt out? I've already found the perfect Savior for myself ,and I don't want what your about to offer.

I understand the precepts of your new religion - We are sinless, and need only to love one another to be redeemed. We will be called to love the planet and it's people with fair, and equal distribution of all of it's resources, and wealth.
Geese that sounds real nice, but it's totally screwed up. Ask North Korea how their redistribution of wealth is working for them ,and if they're feeling the love.
If it growls like a duck, and it slithers like a duck, and gnashes its teeth like a duck, and it smells fowl, then it must be a duck !

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Sometimes I unintentionally give Mortification's - Day 8

I was walking down Main Street U.S.A. , and for my readers with children you might recognize that address as being the "main street" in Walt Disney Worlds "Magic Kingdom.
For some strange reason I was walking alone without one of my children hanging on to me while Paul was watching me. I began to walk "in step" with this funny looking man. He was short like me ,( I am only 5'-3 ish) and he was wearing black suede leather pointy shoes - they looked soft , and a top hat that was like the one that Honest Abe wore. He had dark sunglasses, and long black curly hair. - like Shirley Temple. He wore black skinny pants with a silk purple shirt, and a black vest, and as we walked I burst out loud laughing, I laughed so hard at him. I was very rude, and I was ashamed of myself , but I couldn't stop. I've never done that before. I felt so bad. I hope that I didn't hurt his feelings. Later Paul asked me ,"do you know who that man was ?"
I said, "Peter Pan?"
"No" , Paul said ,"he's slash from "Gun's,and Roses"

* Do you think that I am the only person on the planet that prays for "Mr. Slash?"


Sometimes it's just wrong to laugh.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

No tales of the future here - false alarm, over on "Drudge"


From "The Sun newspaper dated January 16th, 2009,
A NASA scientist said that there is life on mars .
"We’ve really only scratched the surface — it’s an absolute certainty that there is life out there and we are not alone.
Prof Pillinger- “The most obvious source of methane is from organisms. So if you find methane in an atmosphere, you can suspect there is life
“If there is life on Mars then the logical conclusion is that there must be life elsewhere too.
Brainiac Belinda - If so , what would you be willing to bet me that this," so called life" will be held sacred, and that is will have enormous value.
Unless you can treat human life better down here ,
I really don't give a crap about your amoeba discovery.
Worse yet, I still am not convinced that global warming is for real.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Dear Mr. Copperfield,

BILLIONS VANISH IN EPIC HEDGE FUND FRAUD .
David do you think that you could make this stuff reappear?
We are watching , and waiting, thanks from a grateful nation. Belinda

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

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Same ol' crazy world leaders over on "Drudge" this evening, and they're up to their same ol' kinda crap. Do you think that if "Communists " ruled the entire world , they would finally be happy , and fully satisfied?

*The Great Race, with Jack Lemmon

Friday, November 28, 2008

Same ol' crazy world leaders on "Drudge" this morning.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Joke for the day !!



A good Catholic missionary was riding his bike in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the missionary, "Grant in Thy goodness that the lion running behind me is a good Christian lion." And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: "Oh Lord," he prayed, "I thank Thee for the food which I am about to receive."

How was that joke Mr.Andrew? I stole it. Um, borrowed it. :)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Anabananna !!! - I love my "Mom" jeans. Remember who prepares your meals.

Mom Jeans commercial - kewego
For moms who are not the greatest in shape, this is a commercial showing some different style of jeans that fit them.
Video from idog