I hate Chuck.

(Some refer to him as Up-Chuck)

I think of Chuck E. Cheese playrooms as a casino for little people. It's a place that has whirling screaming machines, and loud music with lots of mesmerizing blinking lights. The kids are all hopped up on candy, birthday cake, and soda and every surface from the floor to 4-1/2 feet high is either sticky, or coated in some sort of an unidentifiable kid slime - a natural by product of children.
My son was given a cup of machine tokens and he quickly discovered with the "Skee-ball" machine that tickets would pop out of it according to how many points he was able to rack up and with those tickets he could redeem them for even more CANDY ,or for "toy-lets" ( small worthless crappy toys made in China that were manufactured from toxic plastic sludge and or lead waste products which always ends up in the kids mouth) and all of this means that there's more crap for their mothers to pick up so that moms can become discouraged and question their own self worth.

While I waited on my son I ordered a pizza for myself . It said on the menu that it was a six slice personal pizza for $4.99. I thought to myself , "well I can't eat six slices, but I can take the leftovers home to my other children". After about 45 minutes they brought out my pizza and the slices were the size of triangular "Doritos" tortilla chips.

I polished it off in no time while the children attending the birthday party were able to play in front of a video camera that would televise their activities upon a handful of huge televisions screens positioned throughout the building. I saw this six year old boy in front of the camera and as he was facing backwards he began to dance and grind with his butt , though fully clothed , he was slapping his butt and rotating his hips kinda like something Beyonce or J.Lo would do. I was speechless and I couldn't help but to ponder where he learned that kind of a move. I wondered if his parent all red faced and apologetic would rush to the stage area to stop him, but no such luck.
Then I wondered to myself if I would be able to duplicate that move for my blog administrator then I realized that it would be impossible

because I'm a very , very white girl and I move like Al Gore.

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Sixty-five years of television hasn't been good for our children.

F16's take a little "Joy Ride" through New York City, but some people didn't enjoy it very much.

It all seems kinda funny to me. Haven't you people ever heard of "photo shop" before ?

Fortunately for you Ana - Dad , and I are not cousins

I've practically been an angel since Paul's been gone.

I've been talking to Paul over on Facebook, but he

couldn't figure out how to talk with me on the "open chat" application.

(If I die first he's gonna be in big trouble.)

He was fun to talk to because I didn't have to watch what I said.

I wish that I would have typed something naughty to him like this....

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While you've been gone I took the MasterCard and bought some jewelery . A set of ruby earrings

or were they the emerald ones I got confused so I bought both pair,

and none of that fake crap either, and you know when you buy good jewelery

you can't just wear them with jeans so I went to Macy's and bought a dress, and fortunately it was modest, but unfortunately the price wasn't,

and because the card was denied, I filled out an application for a new one,

and presto change'o I had myself a beautiful new dress to go with those earrings.

Next I went to the shoe department, but I didn't buy the plastic ones with the high heels you know how I feel about plastic shoes when only real leather will do, then I ............

Well you get the picture. Credit card debt is very naughty at my house.

I miss Paul . Life isn't as funny when he's gone.

(If he dies first I'm gonna be in big trouble)

Paul doesn't think that I'm funny at all really.

He suffers you know.

Somebody needs to restrain these crazy doctors , and mad scientists. Some people you just can't reason with.

These too remind me of the double mint twins, only they're hipper. Double good ,double fresh. BTW. I noticed that these two boys were begging God for assistance during this video clip. Grace is going to teach me how to take unwanted words out of videos.

I had this dream.

It was about a Nun , and she was very sinful. Evil really. She taught art classes. (Pottery) The thing that people don't realize is that what you do in secret really isn't secret at all. Oh sure it seems like it is at the time, but God sends visions to people. God sends souls to pray against your evil deeds, and to pray for the conversion of your souls, and for the souls of those who you harm. One body , one Christ. All things are known to God. Nothing is hidden. So next time that you consider hurting a child (or an older teen) - even a child (teen) that consents, or anyone really - know that you are being watched. God saw everything....Everything.

*disclaimer, I am a sinful dork, and have not been church approved. In fact my approval rating is so low that I can't even get approval from my own family :)

Simon & Garfunkel Gig - Flight of the Conchords

Okay sing it with more feeling this time. You know like you mean it.

At least your dogs still like you.

Bonus March on Washington, DC: 1932

When I saw this photo I thought about these three things.

1) Why are people surprised when justice

comes a- knocking.

2) Those 50 million babies parents are gonna be really surprised.

Some will be surprised repeatedly.

3) And lastly I thought about Reba McEntire.

Team "Obama" heroically repairing the planet that you people screwed up. With live footage !!

Wouldn't it be freaky if they accidentally poisoned us all. I'm not sure if I should laugh ,or cry.

Dear fellow Mass attender. or attendee - whatever.

I found it distracting that you were eating that sucker at the begining of Mass. Oh sure I could overlook your three children eating suckers, after all Father gave them the suckers, and Father IS the boss, but weren't you embarrassed? Even a little?

Hey kids ! Meet your new brother, and he's nicer than the old model.

But unnless it can have a meltdown in the candy aisle at Walmart, or throw up on me at 3:00 am , and pick at my other children until they cry I won't be getting one.

Say tell me about the carbon ,and water footprint that was used to create this fake person? Oh , wait those things only matter with real people.

I'm in the mood for a steak today, and a "princess bath".
(I do care about this kind of stuff, but it's near the end of my list.)

Forgiveness, and redemption. Nothing feels as good as confession does.

Who cares what other people think.

Don't wait until the last moment it may be too late.

Life doesn't always go as we plan.

We don't die in order , and many people are not fortunate enough to have a last minute confession.

So don't count on one.

I don't wanna gain the whole world ,and loose my soul.

Our new world of religion begins to take shape, and all you need is love.

I can hardly wait to see who will lead this new religion.

How will you make me suffer if I opt out? I've already found the perfect Savior for myself ,and I don't want what your about to offer.

I understand the precepts of your new religion - We are sinless, and need only to love one another to be redeemed. We will be called to love the planet and it's people with fair, and equal distribution of all of it's resources, and wealth.
Geese that sounds real nice, but it's totally screwed up. Ask North Korea how their redistribution of wealth is working for them ,and if they're feeling the love.
If it growls like a duck, and it slithers like a duck, and gnashes its teeth like a duck, and it smells fowl, then it must be a duck !

Ashley Biden must have not seen these instructional videos about illegal drug use.

It wasn't about LSD. It was allegedly cocaine.

"Say, does this alleged video tape make me look fat?

I love boys. In fact if boys weren't around there would be nothing to laugh about.

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I want the fanny pack with the candies for cuties.

............"as for him if he matters at all".
Sadly in today's world many women believe that "he" doesn't matter. Those women don't know what they're missing.